and

yes yes i caught up with the blogging whirlwind and decided to post my life for the world to see.
im sure you all 100000000 fans will appreciate it and read this blog fervently like your lives, note the extreme plural, depends on this.

thanks for your unwavering support, but no i dont love all of you too.

it's a lie when people say "i love my fans" and stuff cause somehow i cant bring myself to love some murderous stalkers amongst my fans.

i mean, i know it's my fault for being so.... awesome. but i just cant help it.