rainbow

im titling everything rainbow now cause all i bought from diva are rainbow accessories.
BAD.
cannot. ugh.

gwen wanted to pierce her ear, that ah lian little girl.
so i thought i had to wait for her in school while she had her meeting, so i went to shower first.
then in the end meeting was at the hawker centre, hahah minutes. "venue:hawker centre opposite tj."
then i waited for them foreverrrrrrrr and thankfully ahmed was there, we were the two miserable souls who sat there while the exco laughed at chris' blurness [please so used to it it cannot induce laughter anymore.]

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speaking of which, sidetrack for a moment. on the way to pt, chris said, "hey i have a new joke."
*groans*
ah well it's to gwen. she laughs at "what did the apple say to the orange? hi."
and not just laugh, but quite hysterically.
anyways, he went "did you hear about the man who had to amputate the whole of his left side?"
gwen gave that "oww" face then realized it's a joke, and shook her head.
"well, he's all right now."
*blank stare for 2 seconds.*
LAUGHS OOOHH ALL RIGHT! HAHHAA.
gosh.
aaand speaking of pt, i learnt that it's never a good idea to get high on water and laugh so much during pt, especially when doing core training. SUCKS to be doing core training and LAUGH and feel so dead and laugh more cause you're laughing when no one else is and it's making pt harder.
smart kris, now all you have to do is apply it.
okay sidetracked too much.

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so the exco laughed at chris. and other stuff ya.
and ahmed was telling me about how he wants to be fair -- er.
hahaha and talked about his brother and gazillions of cousins and showed me the photos of his exotic huge eyed gorgeous babies.
hey hey now look, i cant help it that im a paedophile, please don't encourage me.

THANKS BLACK FOR TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR ONE MILLION HOT COUSINS. hahaha wait that's not even sarcastic. it's not even anything.
im losing my touch.

as jo said just now, (or along the lines) true sarcasm shouldn't be easily detected.
sorry gwen too bad you're so innocent that you cannot detect sarcasm.
but you;re learning how to use it.
which is.. uh. not good.

why are my posts always so long. must i type every single detail of my life hereeeeeeeee.

so jo black and chris went to watch avatar and gwen and i walked back, getting sidetracked ONLY by one shop. where she blew so much.
and then started laughing hysterically [oh no] back down again.
sighs.

okay i love homework.
i love homework.
i love homework.
cannot get enough of it.

lie to myself until it's true.