beans squeak

don't french beans and long beans squeak?
currently enduring mounts of goosebumps as i squeakily chew my way through spoon after spoon of long (or is it french?) beans.
the kind of adverse effect like nails screeching down a board has on me, except much more silently.

the beans will somehow rub against my teeth and squeak like it's so fun to, and i'll cringe as my goosebumps rise, and i continue to chew more carefully.
why do i still eat it then?

why, cause it tastes good, of course.