mermaids

are formed when humans mate with fishes.
like, fish sex.
like, consuming sashimi.
like,















i've been eating so much it's mad.
cod for dinner! MMMMMMMMM (y)
and steak last night. and.........














leftover drink from pasta at scoop of art,















overpriced mocha at macs (and a heck lot other fats from macs, like double chocolate frappee, deluxe white chocolate frappee, and fats fats calories and fats),















homemade (home cooked, packet mix) pancakes with real life butter (oil = fats) and maple syrup (sugar = carbo = fats) ! AH GUILT y pleasures.

and it's not like i have this,














to feed my appetite.
my teller just called.
he said my bank account is suffering from dehydration.
sighs.