the start

yupp i will do a Q&A session with myself. except this time, i'll answer first then formulate the questions.
not that you'll know the difference.

look straight and 45 degrees to your left. what colour do you see the most?
blue.


is your hair wet?
yes.


are you wearing spectacles?
yes.

what were you doing just now?
showering, flossing my teeth for 123 hours and brushing it for 12 hours.

are your teeth white?
no.

what did you buy today?
1kg of tangerine of which two thirds are in my tummy,
horrifically bad quality combs (plural!) , perhaps even worse mirrors (plural!!) , water pillow, containers, most awesome lo mai kai, (so awesome that i ate one for lunch and one for dinner. not alone la i'm so greedy), pig organ soup, fish soup, and idk what else.

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congrats, you have survived the lamest blog post ever.
as a reward, you get to enter the heart of the deepest, darkest secret that i can ever tell.