scariest bathroom scenarios, drissie 101

first, it's 4:15am. i've finally measured out 50 g of almond meal, swept the friggin floor (almost) clean of stray almond meal, took out one egg white from the bowl of three egg whites, measured out just about everything i need, store them...

and took a shower after.

it was horrible.
okay my top 3 scariest bathroom scenarios are as follows.
i'm talking realistic here, no norman bates climbing in yo bathroom and snatchin' people up.
killing, actually.
and i'm not talking about oily black man (or what is it called? some ghostly figure thingy thang).

okay the worst. ever. thing that could ever happen has never happened to me before, but it could.
okay now i change to top 5.
so the top 3 never happen to me before.

5) having a lizard watch you while you do the deed.
just happened, it was terrifying. you know, when a huge ass lizard is 50cm away from you and STARING.
i just let the water run. and run. and don't dare to move at all.
it then slowly moved away...... to where my clothes were.

okay you know what? 3) and 4) ties. because
 itely
4) is having a flying beetle, and

3) is a rat.
they tie because a rat is only on the ground, the terror is from looking at it. but a rat isn't that possible? idk. oh it is.. like elsewhere. i can stand in the bucket in my bathroom.
but a beetle is FLYING. IT CAN LAND ON YOU.
worse is yet to come.

2) cockroach. i don't know why i'm more afraid of cockroaches than rats..... maybe cause i don't see rats around much. but cockroach....... definitely enough to make me scream till the sky falls down.

1) A FLYING COCKROACH.
ENOUGH SAID BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE.

very scary meh, you may ask.
it's just a black thingy thang, you may say.

i say,

nah. it's too crude to say it.
COCKROACHES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH *&^%&**&^%&