cringe #1

i share this love hate relationship with facebook, as with 98% of fb users do.
supposed to be studying but i CANNOT. so i went to facebook.

i got seriously entertained.
doesn't happen often haha, besides the blk AAAAA group which i suppose accounts for a large portion of my humour, but bad english is so bad, it's cringe worthy.
hey i do use bad english sometimes. in fact, i edited this post cause i had speelign mistakes. maybe others too, but i dun noe abt dis mistkes wad so cntt blame miie.
it's even more cringe worthy when bad english is used in a context such as this:
(gonna caption everything cause i think my post format is quite screwed): )

bad english (highlighted in yellow) aside, HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?
this guy's at least 20 years old. seriously?
still in the era of meeting online, getting together online, and "stead"?
and "break" after a few days?
because of looks?
and and.. LOST FEELINGS? internet feelings?
hahaha i know i sound damn judgemental but it really entertained me a lot.
of course he's talking about himself.
what person finds girlfriends.. online?
so i continued my facebook business, scrolling.....
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can't even..
so i guess when he grows BAK his hair and dye it, and have a makeover, he'd look
f-a-n-s-t-a-s-t-i-c to make her regret?
really? after 1 year and 8 months you're trying to spite your ahem,
ex-girlfriend of a few days whom you saw once,
and developed an internet relationship with?
really?
she'll regret dumping the bald you cause you went to army?
hmm yeah maybe if she's superficial, and you look hot, yeah.
okay so you'll makeover, how?

yupp.
i don't..
i can't..
i..
i will shut up.

wait look hey you forgot tattoos.