an essay to be completed in 6 hours

yay hi kris this is a painful reminder that a 1500 word essay can never be completed in 6 hours, ever.
i mean yeah sure it could, if
1) it's a composition. a story. out of your mind.
2) no research needs to be done. or little. like definitions. not bam in your face 10 thesis worth of research.
3) you're not trying to do another project at the same bloody time. wait make that 2.
4) you don't always end up falling asleep.
5) insects don't distract you

oh look what i found : how not to complete a 1500 word essay