Wednesday, April 10, 2013

"can being skinny solve all your problems?"

YES.
at this point i am (feebly) attempting to start/do my annotated biblio for the worst module ever, GE3231, and i feel like the most ridiculous of all statements deserve a less than superfluous (ha-ha get that, that was superfluous cuz i coulda just said succinct) answer.

so, what is the meaning of life?
FISHES.

why does this happen to me?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD BREATH.

how did life start?
INTERCOURSE.

is there life after death?
LIFE COMES BEFORE DEATH.

how does pain feel like?
YOUR MOM.

what is love?
YOUR MOM.

which came first, the chicken or th-
YOUR MOM.

wh-
YOUR MOM.





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