im so fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Everyone in my family is so f*king skinny exp my brother. it seems like i'm the only fat one. Sucks even more when you have skinny friends and a skinny boyfriend. I guess if you look from it from a different perspective, it actually should motivate me to go on a diet and stop eating! I'm on the verge of resorting to diet pills because i just can't seem to control my appetite. Like i used to be able to control it. A meal a day but now i'm like eating 2! Do you know how depressed i am?!"

i got this off a really thin girl's blog, and i rolled my eyes till i could see the roots of my hair growing from within my skull.
the rest of the world can drown themselves now- oh no wait it will then lead to world wide flooding, since water will be displaced, equalling the weight of the fats. 
alternatively, there'll be no more space for drowning cause everyone will be floating due to the buoyant characteristic of fats.

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oh no today i ate two apples instead of my planned one!
TWO wa lao i will get so fat!
i look at my thighs and i am so depressed! they are so fat): then every time i wear my ultra short shorts i feel so self conscious because you know, i wear the shorts NOT to show my legs, but just because la!
later i must go jogging for about 2 hours, maybe it'll make up for the extra apple i ate just now.
hehe maybe i can even sneak a potato chip, but just one!
i just looked down at my fat fingers, they are so fat i can't type on a iPod, have to type on a keyboard. so that means no potato chip):
i guess if i get really hungry i'll sneak a carrot slice. 
oh ya i can puke it up later.
aiyah i'll just drink water to feel full la.

i weighed myself today, i'm 0.3kg heavier than 3 years ago, see i'm really getting fat! 
i wish i could be anorexic, i mean, skinny then nice what.
i really shouldn't say this, but i feel so guilty.
i snuck a bite of cabbage yesterday, and no one saw, it doesn't add to my calories.
but i feel fat already, so i shall confess it and stop sneaking food into my big stomach.

i hope i can lose weight soon, maybe i'll look better in that dress that's hanging off me too loosely as it is already.
because you know, when i wear bodycon dresses i like to be invisible, just like how paper is invisible from side view.